Hipster Wannabe

from Worn Out Tools by Motorheart Productions

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lyrics

I'm the new kid, straight out of Uni
The Oyster got me as far as Hackney
I grew a beard, cut my hair
Removed my brakes, I cycle everywhere

But it doesn't get me laid
My trust fund is delayed
My home is a milldew'd shower
The black kids in the street
Intimidate me
When I bought their drugs they sold me flour

The steep learning curve
The cultural vacuum
I'm living out my dreams
As a Hipster Wannabe
I'm living out my dreams
As a Hipster Wannabe

All the girls are heavily inked and
Wearing glasses that they don't need
Off the shelf eccentricity does not
Lead to a personality

So it doesn't get them laid
They can't get away from
The crushing reality
That they just want to breed
And move out by the sea
Doomed to obscurity

The steep learning curve
The cultural vacuum
I'm living out my dream
As a Hipster Wannabe
I'm living out my dream
As a Hipster Wannabe

I had a dream, I was a sailor
In love with Victoriana
In the dream I ruled the waves
Made my money from moving Slaves

But this will not get me laid
I still have not been paid
My father wants his money back
I just want to be free
And do photography
But my Instagram has been hacked

The steep learning curve
The cultural vacuum
I'm living out my dream
As a Hipster Wannabe
I'm living out my dream
As a Hipster Wannabe

credits

from Worn Out Tools, released March 31, 2014
music and lyrics: S Zarych

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Welcome to Motorheart Productions. I am a musician and producer based in Kent, UK.
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